I know we're supposed to go out tonight but wouldn't you rather just stay home and strip down in front of the AC?
I know you're hungry. I'm hungry, too. But wouldn't you rather be home and cool than standing around waiting for our table? Having a nice cool drink and enjoying nice cool food in a nice cool house? We could have a picnic in the living room and put in a sexy movie.
Still not convinced?
What's it going to take to convince you?
Really? That's it? Cancel the reservations and order a pizza. I'm going to hang up my dress and put on something much less appropriate. We're going to eat naked, watch porn, and take advantage of the air conditioner.
Maybe later, we'll turn it up and get the ice out ......
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