Ten Commandments of ... ME

After watching the True Hollywood Story about Jenna Jameson a few weeks ago, I decided to pick her book, How to Make Love Like A Porn Star.  It's become my "car book", and I've enjoyed it so far. This isn't a sex manual, as the title portrays.  It's an autobiography.  Maybe there will be some how-to's later *grin

One thing that struck me most so far was Jenna's Ten Commandments.  These ten things she lists are "dealbreakers" for her, in her relationships with men.  It's a neat idea, and I'm sure it's been done before this, and probably better, but the concept is new to me.

It inspired me so much that I've decided to make one of my own.  This is going to take awhile ...




The Ten Commandments of Relationships with Jill

Breaking one of these is worse than going to hell; it's being kicked out my bed *wink

1.  Thou Shalt Never compare me to your ex girlfriends or former lovers in my presence.

2.   Thou Shalt Never walk away angry from me without at least telling me why.  If you still need to go, fine.  But don't you fucking dare walk away or give me the silent treatment without at least having the courtesy to tell me what you're angry about.  That's just rude.

3.  Thou Shalt Never utter any of the following phrases to me:
       a.  "You shouldn't feel that way."
       b.  "You don't really mean that."
       c.  "Sorry, I wasn't really listening."
       d.  "Are you really going to eat that?"
       e.  "Do you have PMS?"
       f.  "That's just stupid."

4.  Thou Shall keep in mind things that are important to me, whether they are important to you or not.  Do not mock them or ignore them and hope they will go away.  They won't.  But you will.

5.  Though Shall Not immediately pull out and hit the shower after you fuck me.  I don't need a bunch of cuddle time, but I like to revel in the afterglow and that's not nearly as fun solo.

6,  Though Shall Not whine to me about your exes.

7.  Thou Shall give an opinion when I ask for it.  I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know.

8,  Thou Shall not try to fix me unless I ask for help.

9.  Thou Shall compliment me only sincerely, but often and vigorously.

10. Thou Shall never take me for granted, for I...much like any other grace, can disappear from your life at the blink of an eye.  And you will miss me when I'm gone.

I may edit these, but for a quick pass, I think they pretty much cover everything.

This was fun.  And I think it was good to actually have to think about it.